How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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