How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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Address.


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He gave her a ring.


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A mouse on vacation.


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You're Hired.


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In a river bank


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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