How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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