How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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