How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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