How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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