How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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