How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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