How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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