How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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