How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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