How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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