How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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