How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

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