How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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