How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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