How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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Snowflakes.


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A froghorn.


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Boo-Jeans.


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A swordfish


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Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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