How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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He was board.


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Na


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Minivans.


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Anywhere it wants to


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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