How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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