How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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