How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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