How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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