How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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