How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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