How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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