How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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