How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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