How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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It needed to be trimmed.


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The batter.


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To get brighter!


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They make used car salesmen look good.


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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Spooketi


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