How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


GOOD		CRAP

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The scales.


GOOD		CRAP

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Everyone is happy when the case is closed


GOOD		CRAP

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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


GOOD		CRAP

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Shocked.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

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Stuck


GOOD		CRAP

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Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


GOOD		CRAP

or