How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness� as the industry standard.


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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Nothing, it just waved.


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Woody the Wood Pickle.


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it was a shitzu."


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Half a worm.


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A skunk with a rash.


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Because there are too many ears.


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You're Hired.


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In a hambulance.


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