How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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