How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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