How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness� as the industry standard.


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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.


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Because he was feeling crumby.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Cell phones


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He gave her a ring.


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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