How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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