How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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