None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Because E.T. eventually went home!
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2 years old.
Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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There are footprints in the butter.
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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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