How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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