How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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