How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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