How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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