How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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