How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness� as the industry standard.


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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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A Doberman.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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Start with two million.


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In the piano!


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A crane.


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