How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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