How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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