How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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