How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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