How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness� as the industry standard.


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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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A dino-sewer.


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To the dock.


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Nothing, it just waved.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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To get his quarterback.


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