How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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