How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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