How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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