How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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