How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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