How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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