How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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