How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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A seal walks into a club...
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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