None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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