How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness� as the industry standard.


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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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I'm still working on it.


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Ask Cheese.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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they make up everything.


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Got two fives for a ten?


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There was an empty seat.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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