How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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