How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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