How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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