How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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