How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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