How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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