How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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