How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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