How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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