How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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