How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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