How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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