How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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