How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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