How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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