How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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