How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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