How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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