How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
Canvas not available.

or


How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
Canvas not available.

or


What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
Canvas not available.

or


I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Canvas not available.

or


The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026