How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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