How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
Canvas not available.

or


What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Canvas not available.

or


What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025