How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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