How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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