How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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