How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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