How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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R & Brie.


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Root beer.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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None; assholes never see the light anyway.


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they just stop reacting.


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One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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