How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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