How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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