How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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