How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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Virgin mobile.


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In sundae school.


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