How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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