How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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or

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


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or

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


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or

The banana split


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or

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


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or

The baaaahamas


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or

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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or

2 Na


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In his trunk


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or

A froghorn.


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