How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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