How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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