How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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