How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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