How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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