How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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