How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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