How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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