How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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