How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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