How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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