How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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