How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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