How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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