How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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