How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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