How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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