How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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