How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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