How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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