How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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