How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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