How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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