How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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