How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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