How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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