How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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