How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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