How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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