How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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