How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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