How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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