How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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