How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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