How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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