How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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