How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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