How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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