How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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