How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !


GOOD		CRAP

or

H2O.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing, it just waved.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's Hans free.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Gator-Ade.


GOOD		CRAP

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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Vitamin sea.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Outlaws are wanted.


GOOD		CRAP

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