How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.


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CSI


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But that's just nuts


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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Bone appetit!


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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