How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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