How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything � loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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A river.


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Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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It broke the law of gravity!


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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he's bisatchel.


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Virgin mobile.


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