How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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A phew.


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Tooth-hurty.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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To get a mini soda


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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Because he saw the salad dressing!


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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