How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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