How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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