How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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