How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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