How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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