How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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