How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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