How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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