How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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