How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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