How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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