How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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