How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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