How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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