How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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