How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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