How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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