How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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