How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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