How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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