How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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