How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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