How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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