How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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