How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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