How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.


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None, because they were copycats


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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A bulldozer


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Holly Davidson.


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To log on.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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