How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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