How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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