How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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