How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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