How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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