How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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