How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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