How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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