How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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