How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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