How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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