How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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