How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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