How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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