How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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