How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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