How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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