How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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