How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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