How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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