How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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