How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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