How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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