How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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