How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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