How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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