Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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