How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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