How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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