How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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