How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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