How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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