How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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