How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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