How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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