How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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