How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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