How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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