How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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