How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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