How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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