How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.


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Happy Owl-ween!


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A shampoodle


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You're the only bright spot in my life.


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Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Tooth-hurty.


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To see how long he slept.


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A swordfish


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