How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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Fireballs.


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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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Because deep down, they're really good people.


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Get out of my sun!


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When you're a mouse.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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White vans.


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You're Hired.


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