How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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