How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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