How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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