How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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