How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
Canvas not available.

or


How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
Canvas not available.

or


I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or


Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024