How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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