How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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