How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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