How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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