How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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