How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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