How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?


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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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They both have a hole in one!


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Plane ones.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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It needed a root canal.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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