How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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