How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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