How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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