How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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A fire cracker


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Because his feet stink


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Only one, but it takes six visits.


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