How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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I am feeling pale today.


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Maine


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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Discrimination.


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I've lost three days already.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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Because of the bark


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