How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
Canvas not available.

or


Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
Canvas not available.

or


What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
Canvas not available.

or


Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
Canvas not available.

or


Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026