How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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