How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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