How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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