How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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