How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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