How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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