How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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