How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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