How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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