How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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