How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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