How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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