How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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