How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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