How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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