How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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