How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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