How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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