How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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