How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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