How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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