How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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