How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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