How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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