How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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