How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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