How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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