How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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