How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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