How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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