How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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