How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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