How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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