How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Because he saw the salad dressing!


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There was an empty seat.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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With a Tuba glue.


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Their lips are moving.


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The batter.


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One molar solution.


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