How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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