How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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One.


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Discrimination.


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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?


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It needed a root canal.


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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