How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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