How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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