How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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