How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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