How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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