How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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