How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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