How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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