How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Red sky at night: shepherd�s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.


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Polar Bond.


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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It saves time in the long run.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Take away his credit card


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Juan by Juan.


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He doesn't have a heart.


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Because he was feeling crumby.


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