How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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