How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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