How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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