How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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