How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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