How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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