How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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Silverware.


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They both have a hole in one!


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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They're both extinct.


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Punch.


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It was in a jam!


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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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