How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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