How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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