How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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