How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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or

People must be dying to get in there.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hoarse fly!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

or

None; assholes never see the light anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A chili dog on a bun.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

or