How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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