How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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