How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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A watch dog.


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The pronunciation.


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It saves time in the long run.


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