How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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