How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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