How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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