How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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