How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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