How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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