How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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