How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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