How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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