How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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