How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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