How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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