How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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