How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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