How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner


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They both have trunks


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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When it turns into a garage.


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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What's a light bulb?


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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Virgin mobile.


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