How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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