How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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