How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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