How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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