How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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