How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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