How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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