How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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