How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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