How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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