How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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