How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.


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A dead centipede.


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Nothing, it just waved.


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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Its days were numbered.


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That's not funny!!!


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Holes.


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To the mooooooovies.


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