How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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