How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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