How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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