How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.

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