How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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