How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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