How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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