How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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