How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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