How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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