How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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