How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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