How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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