How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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