How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


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Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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A Doberman.


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Its shadow


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What's a light bulb?


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A swordfish


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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I just can't think of one atm.


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