How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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