How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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