How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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