How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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